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Vance Gatlin's avatar

My wife farted on our second date and about killed us in my truck. She was so embarrassed.

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Andrew | Dad Explains's avatar

Ha!

Those are hilarious

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Jim Davidson's avatar

"I've been naughty all year and I can hear him coming through the vents."

See? "Die Hard" is a Christmas film.

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Andrew | Dad Explains's avatar

Right?

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Sumotoad's avatar

I got a Dyson on my 50th birthday because it was what I wanted. I am now 72. Sucker’s gonna outlive me.

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Brian Forkum's avatar

Thank you!

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AJR's avatar

Been awhile since I laughed that hard. Thanks.

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Guy Dudebro's avatar

I don’t get the BIOS one

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Jane Henderson's avatar

Neither do I. Help?

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