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My wife farted on our second date and about killed us in my truck. She was so embarrassed.

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Ha!

Those are hilarious

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I got a Dyson on my 50th birthday because it was what I wanted. I am now 72. Sucker’s gonna outlive me.

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"I've been naughty all year and I can hear him coming through the vents."

See? "Die Hard" is a Christmas film.

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Right?

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Thank you!

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Been awhile since I laughed that hard. Thanks.

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I don’t get the BIOS one

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