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These were the best!

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Are you pre-sizing these? You can save yourself the effort. Substack will fit them to width on the fly.

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Newton, prescription bitch, cybertruck

"In that order" while pointing as they circle around one more time

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Also, can we have a contest to create memes about reading dad meme collections?

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Oh my gosh yes please.

What would be a suitable prize?

There must be prizes.

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Some sort of supreme being designation...perhaps a ride through the town square in a chariot pulled by the lesser beings who didn't win....

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Perhaps....more practically (perhaps) a monthly or annual prescription?

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I like it. I'll brainstorm along those lines.

And brainstorm what I can do to add value to paid subs as well.

Two birds!

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What a fabulous idea! 💡

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Hey, Andrew:

Not sure how old your kids are, but did/do you build your own Pokémon decks?

You *know* my next question!

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I do not. Though I had collected cards at one point.

Now Magic, on the other hand...

Been a few years but I loved deck building there.

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Ha!

This foolish boardgamer (>1000 games and counting, I'll never cull, pry 'em from dead, cold coffin) started playing M:tG in '93.

Don't play much now, but I don't disclose the size or location of my card "collection", for reasons of security *and* embarrassment...

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Someone kidnapped John Wick’s dog.

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Amazing!!! My stomach needed that workout. 😂

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All of these are deeelightful.

Love those kitties laying on the couch!

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Thank you for the collection of funnies ☺️

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I dont like the F bomb but I don't do large crowds either.

Those New Year's Eve crowds or the Muslim Pilgrimage crowds make me nervous in just a glance.

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I *always* note (pun intended) to cover my bases.

Sometimes I'm not really sure there is one, but I wouldn't want the reader to think I didn't intend an accidental pun. Awkward!

And if he can't find it, I must impress! In the case there isn't one in the first place, it makes me cover my mouth and giggle.

I learned the hard way not to do this in person...

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