When Headbutting Things Stops Working
You *can* lick any element once.
In the exact same way, every mushroom is edible, once.
Her: Why do you keep hitting your head against the brick wall with those people? They don't want to listen.
Me: It feels so good when I stop. What do yo do for a headache?
Her: Do you have a headache?
Me: No, but hitting my head against a brick wall always brings one on.
haha haha these are pretty funny
thank you for posting them. Nice laugh, now I have to make dinner
You are on fire! Impossible to pick a favorite. I have to say the downhill car with the Sisyphus license surprised and delighted. I love historical puns. Go figure…
My ex-wife #1 used to call me "Alexander the Mediocre", which hurt because it was true.
You *can* lick any element once.
In the exact same way, every mushroom is edible, once.
Her: Why do you keep hitting your head against the brick wall with those people? They don't want to listen.
Me: It feels so good when I stop. What do yo do for a headache?
Her: Do you have a headache?
Me: No, but hitting my head against a brick wall always brings one on.
haha haha these are pretty funny
thank you for posting them. Nice laugh, now I have to make dinner
You are on fire! Impossible to pick a favorite. I have to say the downhill car with the Sisyphus license surprised and delighted. I love historical puns. Go figure…
My ex-wife #1 used to call me "Alexander the Mediocre", which hurt because it was true.