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You *can* lick any element once.

In the exact same way, every mushroom is edible, once.

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Her: Why do you keep hitting your head against the brick wall with those people? They don't want to listen.

Me: It feels so good when I stop. What do yo do for a headache?

Her: Do you have a headache?

Me: No, but hitting my head against a brick wall always brings one on.

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haha haha these are pretty funny

thank you for posting them. Nice laugh, now I have to make dinner

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You are on fire! Impossible to pick a favorite. I have to say the downhill car with the Sisyphus license surprised and delighted. I love historical puns. Go figure…

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My ex-wife #1 used to call me "Alexander the Mediocre", which hurt because it was true.

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