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Rosemary B's avatar

All very good ones. I did a lot of laughing, thanks.

Thanks loads for hunting these down and sharing

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Andrew | Dad Explains's avatar

Wonderful! You’re welcome!

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IMPOed's avatar

DON'T LET JD VANCE NEAR THAT THING!!

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@Radom11's avatar

😂😂

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Craving Ratio's avatar

Bro, that "you shouldn't keep the baby up that late" one! Had me dying! You are offering a real service here. <Salutes Dad>

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Andrew | Dad Explains's avatar

Wonderful!

One of my favorites, too.

I have used that one on the wife. I’m pretty sure they stole it from me.

Which means the FBI creates memes.

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Craving Ratio's avatar

One of their many services! What would we do without them? I heard posting positive messages get's you further along in the chain of command rather than just waiting in one of those vans.

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Katy Marriott's avatar

I have sat on that cowch! I feel so special... 🤣🤣

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Thomas Hiltner's avatar

Dad, please!

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Jim Davidson's avatar

The extrusion of copper wire is not difficult. In ancient Sumeria the copper mines around Lake Van in the area we now call Armenia as well as the Magan peoples where Oman is now located would have had excellent copper. A better, purer deposit existed in the area of Michigan, but there were no scheduled airlines to reach there and sailing ships were iffy on the whole crossing the Western sea bit. If you don't know how to take copper ore and refine it using a coal fired forge, what are you even doing with your life?

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Amy Sukwan's avatar

I laughed at a lot of these! The irreverence is priceless...

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Valerie's avatar

You have the best meme drops on substack by far. By. Far. I shared a bunch.

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Greg Nance's avatar

Wow! I lol’d a bunches!

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