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May 1Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

All of these are exceptionally funny, except the ones I did not understand... but most of them I did

A long time ago, I somehow (can't remember) procured a bag of "bowl covers" they were like little shower hats.

I put them on my cats and we all had a laugh.

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Hats and cats rhyme.

So I made a hats and cats rhyme.

In a world where the cats wear hats so tall,

Each feline struts, so proud and small.

Top hats, sun hats, ones with stripes,

Tiny kittens in tiny types.

Hats with feathers, hats with bows,

Oh, the places a cat hat goes!

With a flip and a twirl and a jaunty tilt,

Each hat is worn with style and built.

In this delightful, whimsy land,

Cats with hats parade so grand.

So hats off to the cats so spry,

With their cat hats stacked high in the sky!

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I should dig up some of my cats in hats and share them on my bloggg

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May 5Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

"Don't call it a comeback! You've been here for years♪"

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Rockin' my peers, puttin suckers in fear

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May 5Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

My man! That is one of my favorite songs of all time. I have to try and find that old list I made of the Most Metal Non-Metal Songs because--spoiler--Mama Said Knock You Out ranks very high on that list. It remains the only song in recorded human history where the singer was so angry that at one point he just shouts "DAMAGE" four times in a row. Absolutely amazing song.

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the Five Finger Death Punch version with Tech Nine doing the rap part in the middle is in my gym pump playlist.

I'm right there with ya.

LISTEN TO THE BASS GO BOOM, EXPLOSION!

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Hell yeah! I need to check that out! I'll try to repay your great recommendation with the NIN remix of P Diddy's "Victory," if you haven't heard it. Gym list MAINSTAY for years haha

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I literally just told everyone I know that bob the builder joke. Every guy laughed, every woman rolled their eyes. It probably lowered my IQ a few points. Worth it though.

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These are HILARIOUS!!

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Poor Weird Al. He will never know the honor of being parodied by Weird Al. All he has are Grammies and Emmys.

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Thank you! I enjoy your sense of humor very much 🤙🏻

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Always great for a laugh!

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My cats …don’t understand…..when I’m laughing so hard I got tears in muh eyes and I sound like a crazy person..😹😹😹

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