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Jul 26Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

I ddin't know how much I needed this, but here I am keeping this tab open, pointing and laughing and wondering how I've never seen these memes before....it's like a whole new corridor opened up and I'm walking down another timeline....oh look at that meme, no this one, no that one....giddy got me.

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Wonderful!

Thank you for this!

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Jul 25Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

My son gets spicy at the dentist but the space helmet isn’t gonna work.

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Jul 26Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

Laughing out loud; excellent!

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Thanks!

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Jul 25Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

Happy Fucking Whatever?! Priceless. Well done.

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ty ty!

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Jul 27Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

These are great, Andrew, thanks for the laughs!

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You are welcome!

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Jul 26Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

These are great!

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Jul 26Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

For Dads, Snack tax is a serious thing

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Jul 26Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

Great stuff, had to steal a few. Thanks!

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Wonderful! That’s the goal!

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Jul 26·edited Jul 26Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

These are amazing as always!! I snorted a lot.

All the animal-related ones are my favourite.

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Animal ones are flippin’ hilarious.

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Jul 26Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

The first car I bought needed a bumper sticker. The bumper sticker I bought said, "He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet."

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Ha!

Corpse robbery or overeager archaeology.

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Jul 25Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

These were GRRREAT!

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Nov 11Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

That telitubies one is absolutely savage, and I love it.

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Aug 23·edited Aug 23Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

I laughed out loud at many, forwarded several... but my favorite is the Tony the Tiger.

Ooops, didn't realize that I had already applauded these. Still Grrrreat!

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Jul 28Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

Mystical land pirate!!! 😂😂😂👍

Thanks!!!

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YW!

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Jul 27Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

The first movie that really affected me was The Amityville Horror. I was 8 or so. We had just gotten Select TV and it was the first time we had turned it on and it was what was on. I begged to watch it and my wish was granted. Couldn’t sleep for three nights and was afraid of the dark for years after. Of course it didn’t help that our house was haunted but that’s another story.

The next movie that affected me strongly was some years later when I watched Excalibur. The sequence where Arthur and his knights are riding out through the blossoming orchard and the music… it gave me chills. So powerful. It wasn’t until years later that I finally found out what the music was: ‘O Fortuna’ from Carl Orff’s ‘Carmina Burana’. I am getting chills now just thinking about it. So one night I went to a music store and bought the CD of the opera. I got to the car, popped it in the player, and it started raining… hard. It rained so hard I couldn’t see the other cars in the parking lot next to me. As soon as the first song ended the rain stopped. By the favor of Fortune and the blessings of The Fates, when I become REX MUNDI this shall be performed at my coronation.

https://youtu.be/GD3VsesSBsw?si=ucN3yZhet-2s8zkS

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It is a SERIOUS composition.

I LOVE it.

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Jul 27Liked by Andrew | Dad Explains

LMAO bangers.

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